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So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryin’ to get info. She’s nervous, spillin’ some tea—didja know some gals use old-school pagers still? Freakin’ pagers! I’m shocked, like, *“What, no iPhone?”* Made me happy, though—retro vibes, y’know? But then, ugh, this creep rolls up, all sleazy, yellin’ at her. I’m mad, like, *“Back off, jerk!”* I’m ready to whack him with my purse, swearin’ like Homer at a vegan buffet. *“This body’s not yours to haunt!”* I’m quotin’ Boonmee in my head, feelin’ all mystical.

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I know, I know, I’m rambly. But that's Conway in a nutshell – messy, real, sometimes off the rails, always surprising. Like my fave line: “I could die happy” – except I’d rather be giving massages and catchin’ those oddball moments. Life’s short, bro – enjoy it, ya know?

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