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I’m pissed, tho—some dudes treat ‘em like meat, not people. Aliens like us? We’d zap that disrespect outta orbit. But—get this—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinky rooms, graffiti sayin’ “I banged Livia here,” true story. Surprised me, legit. Thought humans evolved past that, nope! Still horny as hell.

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I know, I know, I’m rambblin’ – but that’s the way it is. Coon-Rapids ain't perfect but it's home. So pack your bags, buddy, and get ready for a trip full of little surprises, heartfelt moments, and a dash of Soprano sass. And hey, next time you're here, we grab a slice, and I spill even more family secrets over a gabagool sandwich!

Smoke alarms credited with alerting family to danger in Coon Rapids fire