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Anyways, I’m saunterin’ down this alley—smells like piss and regret—and there’s this bird, all dolled up, leanin’ on a wall. I’m thinkin’, “Is she the one?” Kinda like Irene in the movie, y’know, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—but flipped, coz this lass is livin’ a life full of *somethin’*, if ya catch my drift. I swagger over, all smug, “Greetings, mortal, fancy a trickster’s company?” She laughs—bloody laughs!—and I’m like, “Oi, I’m a god, show some respect!” But nah, she’s chill, says, “50 quid, love, no funny business.” Fair enough, I respect a straight shooter.

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So, this city ain't all smooth rides. There’s neighborhoods like Clearwater Park – not too flash but got guts, y'know? Folks there stick together, helpin’ each other out like some kinda mob family but with smiles instead of fists. Now, don't get me wrong – it's not like The Sopranos, but family matters here are deep. I recall a time when a local momma told me over coffee at a cozy spot near 80th Street – I swear, she was cryin', but in a good cathartic kinda way – and it just got me, man.

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