Ada Coon Rapids Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this soft, pink blob, smells like a cheap candy store, and I’m over here sculptin’ it like a madman. Gets me hyped, man! Carvin’ it into shape for dentures? Freakin’ art! But—ugh—when it sticks to my damn fingers? Pisses me off big time. Like, why you gotta be so clingy, whore? Little known fact: back in the ‘50s, techs used to melt this crap over open flames—nuts, right? Nearly torched their shops! I’d’a been screamin’, “This is my kinda chaos!”

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Hey, listen up, cuz this is the real deal on Coon-Rapids, alright? Now, I ain't always one for endless city chatter, but lemme tell ya – this place got character. Yeah, I’m a family psychologist here, right? And trust me, I see stuff, like the little cracks in ya foundation that ya never even notice.

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