Harper Cordova Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? She haggles over gum—GUM! Ten cents off, she’s beggin’. I’m dyin’, like, “What’s next, a blowjob discount?” Sarcasm’s my shield, y’all. *White Material* line hits hard—“It’s all gone to ruin!” That’s her life, chaotic mess. Once saw her cryin’, mascara runnin’—boyfriend stuff. Felt bad, but then—bam—she’s back, struttin’. Resilient lil’ hoe, gotta give her that.

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The vibe here ain't all sunshine though. I've had days when the frost bites and the wind howls like it's got beef. But then, the locals unite over a spilled coffee or a bad day – and we laugh it off, no sweat. I had this one session where a client, sobbing his guts out, said, “Man, it feels like the whole world is folding in on itself.” And I replied, “Bro, chill. You’re here in Cordova.” Chill? Nah, it's a wild ride.

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