Ella Cortland Whore ❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—D’oh!—and lemme tell ya, as a Consumption Psychologist, I got thots. Not THOSE thots, ya perv, I mean thoughts! Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate impulse buy, right? Like when ya see a shiny donut in the shop—Mmm… donuts—and ya just gotta have it, no questions asked. That’s the vibe I get, watchin’ how folks act around ‘em. It’s all bout that instant gratification, like Bob Harris in “Lost in Translation” chasin’ somethin’ he can’t even name.

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Cortland’s neighborhoods are all over the map (pun fully intended). Northside's got that chill vibe with sleepy streets and cute little bistros, whereas DownTown's all hustle, neon, and nightlife bangers that remind me of breakneck chase scenes in "City of God". Honestly, every corner screams a new story, a new chance for romance or a WTF moment that you never saw comin’.

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