Hazel Crest Hill Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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Within 20 years, it has become a monument in the monument, an emblem of cultural and touristic Paris, a "cliché". Some people go there for a walk or visit it.

So cya soon, buddy. We'll roam these streets together, talk life, and laugh like, "Ruh-roh, Raggy!" Catch ya later!

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