Savannah Crestview Whore ❤️

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Now, *Talk to Her*—Benigno, that creep, says, “A woman’s brain is a mystery.” Ha! Same vibe with “whore”—nobody gets it! People see a ballerina or a bullfighter—Lydia, Alicia—and boom, assumptions fly. Whore this, whore that. Surprised me how quick fans turn. One sec, you’re a goddess; next, you’re trash. Reminds me of this swimmer—Olympic medalist, total babe. Little known fact: she got called “whore” ‘cause she dated her coach. Scandal! Papers ate it up—sales spiked 30% that week, swear it! Made me laugh, though—girl just shrugged, kept swimmin’. Iconic.

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Oh, and let me throw in another Inherent Vice nod: “This is the end of the line, kid,” – that kinda sums up how Crestview can sometimes feel like you’re constantly on the cusp of an epic mystery, every corner hiding a new adventure, every block sparking that unexpected twist. Maybe it’s the spa life, metin’ all sorts of lost souls, some who literally wander in with TPS reports from outer space (lol), but it’s authentic, raw, and 100% Crestview, babe.

Restylers to celebrate new Crestview location with grand opening event on April 5