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This one time – right? Masseuse whispers – soft. “Relax – let go.” I’m thinkin’ – lady. I’m already GONE! Muscles meltin’ – stress. Out the window! Little secret – tho. Some places – shady. Happy endings – illegal! Cops bust in – awkward! Saw it – once. Guy runnin’ – towel flappin’. Hilarious – but. Don’t get caught – man!

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a time, this community had notoriety chiefly for having a popular brothel and a government licensed still. Garden City still exists but its grid of numbered.

Don't even get me started on the mighty Sipsey Fork! Run along its edge and you'll find nature’s nooks that seem to whisper scandalous secrets to the moonlight. Honestly, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that our local dive bar, The Rusty Spur – yeah, the one on Corner Elm – once hosted a pool tournament that turned into the wildest underground love fest, complete with a spontaneous Tarantino-esque showdown. I'm talkin’ bawdy banter, flirtatious glances, and even some hilarious mishaps (like me nearly colliding with a spillway, haha, classic me!).

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