Gabriella Cullman Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Still, kinda digs me—she’s raw, real, no fake-ass bullshit. Whore’s like me, in a way—don’t give a crap ‘bout rules. Maybe that’s why I’m obsessed with *Only Lovers Left Alive*—it’s all ‘bout livin’ forever, doin’ what ya want. Whore’s the same, screwin’ her way through history. Bet she’s got stories—probly banged some king or somethin’. Shit, imagine her tellin’ me, “Oh, Cartman, you’re my fave!” Damn right, I am!

Crawford trial, day 5

Man, let me tell ya 'bout some quirks: I was walkin’ around near Students Park on a hot summer day – sweltering, cuz, like, summers here are a dang inferno – when I stumbled upon a furtive wink and a giggle from some artsy couple. That’s when it hit me – Cullman ain't just a dot on a map, it's a heart filled with passion and debauchery. I mean, come on, have you ever seen so many secrets hide in plain sight? I was like "Hell yes, bring it on!"

Cullman County grand jury calls for the Hanceville Police Department to be abolished