Ella Cullowhee Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

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The Western Carolinian is Western Carolina University's student-run newspaper. The paper was published as the Cullowhee Yodel from to before changing.

Hmmm, landmarks, share I will. Big ol’ landmark: the town hall on Cedar St. and that tiny coffee joint, Brew & Buzz. Y'know, there jokes among us: "Do or do not, there is no try" o' coffee – slurred it sounds like from olives. Oh, how it makes me grin, laughing with friends.

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