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About Houston

Now, I’m a big ol’ fan of *Far From Heaven*—y’all know that Todd Haynes flick from 2002? Oh, it’s my fave, gets me all misty-eyed. And thinkin’ ‘bout whores, I can’t help but see ‘em through that movie’s lens. Like Cathy—bless her heart—she’s all prim and proper, but underneath? Whew, she’s burnin’ up with secrets! Whores, they’re kinda the same, ain’t they? Out there, bold as brass, but hidin’ stories deeper’n a Tennessee holler. “I’m not like that,” Cathy says in the film, all shaky-like. Well, honey, whores probly say that too, ‘fore they clock in!

I massage all kinds of folks here every day. I see the stress in their eyes, folks. And you know what I tell them? "You know, this is like, I don’t know, a serious man situation." Just like in that movie, A Serious Man—I love that movie by Joel and Ethan Coen, best movie, period. It’s like, “well, now”—you know what I mean? I mean, I know what I'm talking about and I say, "this mood, it's tremendous." Repetition, folks—it never gets old because it ALWAYS is huge, it ALWAYS wins.

D’Iberville alum Justin Walley drafted by Indianapolis Colts with 80th pick of 2025 NFL Draft