Avery Dacula Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

Born to be Vlad

Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Dacula (us)! I'm runnin' my massage joint here and man, this town is wild. Streets like Highway 316 and Main Street buzz day and night. Dude, there's a park – Dacula Central Park – where I catch my breath sometimes. Feels like "Inside Llewyn Davis" with a twist, ya know? "Here's Johnny!" I tell ya, the vibe is killer.

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