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About Chicago

Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

Early life

It was super killer to play some shows with Whore of Bethlehem these dudes killed it every night! Be sure to check em out. #whoreofbethlehem · #.

I know this might all sound super scattered – and trust me, I'm full of typos here, cuz I'm buzzed and excited: omg, thsi is so epic, so real, ain't it, like seriously?? lol, I, hmm, sometimes I mispell on purpose – ya know, coz life ain’t perfect, right? So, shorcutting through this wild ride of words: Dallas is everything and more. The vibrancy, the contradictions, the raw edges – every street has a lesson, every park a confession.

The one thing Cowboys’ Brian Schottenheimer has learned not to change as head coach