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But here’s the kicker—little known fact, swear it’s legit—back in the day, whores in old Europe had to wear red shoes. Red! Like some twisted fairy tale, right? Imagine that in *Werckmeister*, all slow and eerie, “The prince is comin’,” but it’s just some john stumblin’ down the street, chasin’ a red-shoed shadow. Makes me laugh, ‘cause it’s so damn pathetic—dudes trippin’ over themselves for a quick thrill. Gets me happy, though, ‘cause I’m like, “I ain’t that desperate, thank God!”

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The memes and reactions to the Halftime are hilarious.

Decorah’s all about community, too. In the heart o’ town, near Decorah Plaza, houses on East and West Main feel like big warm hugs. Neighbors pop over, and you can’t help but smile. I got to know some real characters from the local gossip group—ain’t nothin’ like an honest chat with an honest soul.

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