Lila Dumas Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Around the World With The Times

A restored bedroom in the Dumas Brothel Museum in Butte gives visitors an idea what the last house of prostitution in Montana was like before its closure.

I gotta mention the sleepy riverside – the Slickwater. It’s not flashy, but its gentle flow makes me think, "What is life?" in that epic Tree of Life moment – where every drop counts. I sometimes jump my feet in the shallow edge, feel my soul reawaken. Ain’t that wild?

Dumas man sentenced to 15 years for child pornography, weapon and drug charges