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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

Two Arrested for Prostitution at St. Charles Massage Parlors

A woman from Wisconsin is charged with one count of prostitution after allegedly soliciting an undercover officer at a far west suburban spa.

I keep runnin my spa on Cedar Ln. Every morning, I hustle past that neon-lit diner, Spark 'n Bean, hyper and full of life. I chatted with a regular who said, “This city breathes art!” And he was bang on. I get all scrambled thinkin' about that moment, "Like Dogville... EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!" LOTS of dreams, ya feel me?

Samuel Earl Elburn III - View Obituary & Service Information