Audrey Elkins Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I’m thinkin’, jeez, it’s like tryna erase Marge from my brain—ya know, like in *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “Clementine, I’m comin’ for ya!”—but nah, it’s just me, Homer, stumblin’ through Springfield’s shady streets. I’m all, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to my dumbass self lookin’ for a quick thrill.

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All this reminds me of a zany exchange from the movie – “I like thinking of these moments, the ones that show you’re really alive!” Yeah, I sorta cribbed that vibe. Elkins is just like that: raw, honest, and full of surprises.

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