Samantha Englewood Cliffs Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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In short, motherf*er, Englewood-Cliffs ain't just any town. It's where you get hit with nature's fked-up beauty and urban grit in rapid-fire bursts. So pack your bags, dive in, and remember – “Let the right one in…” even if that right one is a wild, badass experience you never saw coming. Cheers to the crazy, chill ride, my friend!

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