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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Apparently we’re a pretty big deal in Enid

Just log onto any pornsite. You can find plenty of lonely housewives in your area. They even show how close they are. All you have to do is give your credit card www.facebook.comg: prostitute.

I swear, these streets got stories. I got my 13 spontaneous typos all over this tale:

Man critically injured in shooting in northern Enid, police report