Emilia Escanaba Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

At U.P.'s only strip club, hunters are big business

So ya see, Escanaba ain’t just a dot on the map. It’s a living canvas – streets, rivers, and even potholes tell a tale. And I swear, every alley and corner makes me feel both nostalgic and hyped. It's messy, just like our love lives sometimes. Cheers to that, my friend!

Mind-Body-Spirit Wellness Fair focuses on holistic healing in Escanaba