Lauren Eudora Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Clarice… lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Ain’t no ordinary broad, nah, she’s a storm. I’m sittin here, countin numbers, balancin books—borin as hell—then bam, Whore struts in. Like somethin outta “No Country for Old Men,” unpredictable, wild. “You don’t have to do this,” I mutter, but she don’t care. She’s chaos, Clarice, pure chaos.

Theodora: Actress, Empress, Whore

Roman historian Procopius publicly praised Theodora of Constantinople for her piety-while secretly detailing her salacious stage act and maligning her as ruthless and power hungry. So .

Anyway, gotta wrap up this rant. Peudora (us) is messy, lit, heartbreaking, and thrilling. It's a love letter to every rough edge. Yo, come through, breathe it in, and let the streets fix your soul. Peace.

Dayton Record Fair returns to Eudora Brewing, early bird tickets available