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So, whore—wear—grinds yer enamel flat. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Ya got bruxism—fancy word for grindin’—and it’s like, “Eve-ah!”—that’s WALL-E’s girl screamin’—‘cause it’s wreckin’ everything! I seen this gal once, swear her molars were smoother’n a baby’s butt—worn down from stress, chewin’ like a squirrel on speed. Little known fact: Egyptians back in the day? Their teeth wore out from sand in bread! Ain’t that wild? Sandpaper diet, y’all!

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Truth is, Eustis ain’t perfect. It gets chaotic, maddening, and sometimes downright bizarre. Traffic on Central Avenue can drive you up the wall, and the local diner on South Street serves coffee as bitter as a breakup. But, motherf**er, that's what makes it real – raw, unpredictable, and full of surprises that make you feel alive.

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