Paisley Evanston Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Played for Edmonton, LA, even Rangers - everywhere he went, bam, records smashed. 2,857 points, mate, who even does that? Nobody, that’s who! “You shall not pass!” I’d yell at defenders tryna stop him, but nah, he’d glide by, smooth as fish swimmin’ with Nemo’s dad, Marlin. Little fact - scored 50 goals in 39 games once, not even half a season! Blew my mind, had me jumpin’, screamin’ at the telly, “what sorcery is this?!”

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When Tia Monroe moves to New York City, she plans to put herself on the culinary map in no time. But after a coveted internship goes up in smoke.

Oh, and don't think I’m being too poetic—I’ve got 16 typos to prove my frantic pace: i smie, relxing too, kective, truely, glorius, monstros, thanos, frendz, nerlry, raving, badd, hiar, shcool, chiling, loev, and uniqe!

Honoring the unsung heroes