Emilia Evanston Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Little fact fer ye, mate – them whores got spots, like stars on a drunk night. Each one’s unique, like a pirate’s scars – scientists track ‘em that way, savvy? Once heard tell o’ a whore what swam nigh 7,000 miles – 7,000! Me compass spun mad just thinkin’ it. Exaggeratin’? Mayhaps, but she’s a wanderer, like me ol’ self. “I am the world,” Carlos’d growl – whore’s the sea’s world, arr!

The Daily Northwestern

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I gotta be real, sometimes I get mad, you know? Preparing for a day’s relaxation while the city runs wild with unnecessary fanfare can be maddening—but then I remember: “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and that fills me with a devilish grin. It's like life’s irony, a mix of furious beauty and tender calm.

Huge loss for Evanston arts scene