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Whores, dey got dis hustle, right? Risky biz, no safety net. One time, I’m pitchin’ life insurance to dis shady guy, he’s all, “Gru, I got girls workin’ for me,” and I’m like, “Ya, and dey all gonna die someday, sign here!” He got mad, threw a shoe, missed me by a hair! I’m yellin’, “Ya can’t dodge death, ya cheapskate!” Dat’s when I saw it – whores need coverage, man, dey out dere dodgin’ cops, creeps, all dat jazz.

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Now, let me spill a secret: the best chill spot is along Ridge Ave. There’s an abandoned overpass where the urban sounds fade, leaving you with nothing but your own thoughts (and maybe even those whispered echoes of Loki’s cunning laughter). I once sat there so long that the sunset turned the entire city into a molten masterpiece—truly, a stark reminder that all chaos may yield pure delight.

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