Camila Fairport Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and here’s a kicker – didja know “whore” comes from an old word meanin’ “lover”? Wild, huh? Now it’s all dirty and shit. Anyway, I’m ramblin’ – point is, whores got layers, like that chick in “Certified Copy.” She’s all mysterious, flirty, then bam – you’re like, “Who even are you?” Same vibe. Eat my shorts, man – they’re smarter than ya think!

Lady of Pleasure

75; Fairport Vinegar for $ a gallon; Saleratus (baking soda) for $ a pound; a two pound can of “Roast Beef” for $.

Fairport, US is nuts, dude. Literally, it's like a meshed-up circuit board of retro chic and modern chaos. Walking down Main St., you can't miss The Old Mill near Brookside Rd. – it's a vibe. I always say, "We’re all just cogs and dreams," kinda like in Children of Men: “The system is failing,” except here, the system is awesomely quirky.

‘Dangerous flooding conditions’ from Fairport Harbor to Painesville