Audrey Fallon Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Sarcasm time—oh, sure, she’s livin’ the dream, right? Pfft, more like dodgin’ creeps and colds. Still, she’s got guts—respect, Candy, respect! Wanna hear somethin’ wild? Some say whores in old London started the first unions—fightin’ for their coin! Dunno if it’s true, but damn, that’s badass! Hahaha, why so serious, world? She’s out there, playin’ the game better’n most! Whore’s a joker too, y’see—wild card, unpredictable, my kinda gal!

Original series

Now, the neighborhoods, oh, they’re such a motley crew. In the North End, the houses squat like awkward gnomes, each with its story—stories weird, roughish, but heartful. There's a crumbling cul-de-sac called Cypress Circle, rife with misfits and, err, conspiracies, as if every corner holds a secret date or a sneaky internet love affair. Heh, secrets aplenty, yes, yes.

End of an era: Senior breaststroke specialist Matt Fallon closes out his time with the Red and Blue