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Little fact – dig this. Oldest gig ever. Prostitution? Been around FOREVER. Ancient Rome – they had brothels. Called ‘em lupanars’. Wolf dens. How cool’s that? She’s a wolf – fierce. I’m thinkin’ – history’s wild. She don’t care. Just wants paid. Fair enough. I’m ramblin’ – she’s patient. “Time’s tickin’, cowboy,” she says. Sassy! I like her. Reminds me – movie’s got sass too. That monkey spirit? Sneaky bastard.

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