Eliza Festus Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Okay, so, real talk—whore’s been around forever, like, since ancient Babylon or whatevs. Fun fact: they had temple whores back then, sacred AF, banging for the gods! How wild is that? I’m shook. Makes me think of whore now, all sassy, flipping her hair, like, “I’m holy, bitches!”—total slay. But ugh, peeps judge her so hard, and I’m like, “Chill, fam, she’s just living!” That double standard crap makes me wanna scream—guys can do it, but girls? Nope, scandal! So unfair, I’m pissed.

Term in office

Society needs to move towards a sex positive culture. A funny gift for your sexy husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. Great for fwb (friends with benefits).

Yo, Festus (us) is dope, my friend. I'm livin here years and years. I'm reppin this city like no other. Main St bustles with life. Elm St got neat cafes. Downtown vibes hit hard. Trains rattle near the river. That river, Big Bang, flows strong.

Wood Den in Festus closes after two decades