Valentina Findlay Whore ❤️❤️

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Ooh, and here’s a lil’ somethin’—did ya know “whore” comes from some old-ass word meanin’ “lover”? Yeah, flipped it all dark and dirty over time. Ain’t that a trip? Makes me laugh, ‘cause I’m like, “Y’all messed up a good thing!” I’m picturin’ this sassy broad in history, just lovin’ life, and some grumpy monk’s like, “Nah, you’re a sinner.” Boo, bye!

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“And one in five women makes a living selling sex.” That's the basic premise of this pastel-infused romp of a “whore's Findlay's.

I remember one time, oh man, so mad! I was at the old Allen County Courthouse, a slick, ancient stone beauty that makes you think of all the lost loves and epic road trips. And then, sssh, my precious, I discovered a tiny diner off of Commerce Street – hidden gem, so delicious, like finding a drop of water in a desert! I couldn't believe it, like, is this real? So many typos in my head and feelings everywhere, ya know?

Police: Pedestrian dies after being hit by train in Findlay Friday morning