Rose Forked River Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

Forked River, NJ

The South Fork Eel River is the largest tributary of the Eel River in north-central California in the United States. The river flows miles ( km).

Lemme share somethin’ else... I luv chillin' by the small pond in Lakeside Pk. Nature, man, it calms my mad mind. Sme misty morns there remind me: "Our journey is sweet and sorrowful," like in The New World, yes precious!

IHOP Sets Opening Date For New Forked River Location