Mari Forrest City Whore ❤️

About Houston

Right, so there’s this one whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz she’s slippery like that river bitch. Saw her in a tavern once, legs up, laughin’ loud, takin’ coin like it’s a bloody game. Reminds me of that line from *Carlos*—y’know, my fave flick—“You think you’re so special.” She did, struttin’ round like she owned the joint. Made me chuckle, coz half the blokes there were too drunk to notice she nicked their purses. Clever lass, that one—sneaky as a shadow in King’s Landing.

Annual Reminder That Forrest Gump’s Mom Was Kind Of A Whore

Pretty, naughty and horny all day and want to suck a dick while I get eaten out simultaneously while my roomie is out of town. I'm looking for a guy who is good for me to wrap my mouth .

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