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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

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The title and refrain of this song are a reference to the real-life correspondence between Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton that led to their famous duel.

So, Fort-Hamilton is a mixed bag – gritty yet charming. Main street, Broadway, bustlin’ with neons and old brick walls. I stroll down Henry St, near the waterfront, and OMG, the river glimmers like liquid silver in dusk. You get it? A Prophet style vibe all around, like we’re livin’ on the fringe.

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