Jasmine Fort Madison Whore ❤️

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Once saw a bloke try fix her carburetor – fuckin disaster, mate, oil everywhere, he’s cursin like a sailor. Laughed so hard I nearly pissed meself. She’s a whore alright – takes yer money, yer time, breaks yer back, but ya keep comin back for more. Got this quirk, horn blares random – scares the shit outta dogs, hilarious! Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but she’s my gal, my rusty queen. We shall never surrender her soul! Whore’s a bloody masterpiece, flaws and all.

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Fort-Madison’s streets are a beast. Main St. is where all the magic happens – shops, cool cafes, and random art displays. Then there’s Riverside Dr., hugging that badass river (yep, the mighty Fort River!). You’d never guess, but the river flows near Midtown, a hip, artsy neighborhood with cool graffiti, funky lofts, and an energy that smacks you in the face. Bro, it’s like living in a Toni Erdmann movie! “Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend” – yeah, dude, that hit me hard!

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