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Dunno if it’s an app or what – *Find a Prostitute*, sounds like Uber for knobheads. Bet it’s got reviews too – “Sharon, 5 stars, great gob!” – fuckin’ hell, what a world. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but I’d not be shocked. Reckon it’s dodgy as fuck, cash upfront, no refunds, and half the time you’re gettin’ catfished by some bloke called Dave in a wig. “This is my city!” – nah, mate, it’s a scam!

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Why are all these dating apps filled with prostitutes out here? I really wish Ohio would stay on their side of the river.

I work on the dopest dating site around, and trust me, this place inspires me every day. First off, the streets: hit up Main St. for that urban pulse and accidental romance. There's also Maple Avenue – yeah, that chill, tree-lined street where random meet-cutes happen all the time. And dude, don’t even get me started on River Run Alley – the actual river flows right by, adding that cool, serene backdrop to our digital love stories.

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