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Personal quirk? I’d overengineer this—build a whore-bot, AI-driven, consent-only, disrupt the whole damn game. Call it X-Whore, trademark pending. Dry humor? Sure—imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, didn’t crash mid-transaction.” Ties back to *25th Hour*—Monty’s stuck, can’t reboot his life. Whore’s stuck too, but the system’s the jailer. Exaggerating for kicks—picture me ranting this at a bar, spilling beer, “It’s thermodynamics, bro, entropy wins!”

Early life

Followers, Following, Posts - Cody Gilbert Allen (@cheffrydahmer) on Instagram: "A chef in the bedroom and a whore in in the kitchen.

So, my friend, when you come visit, be ready to laugh, get mad, be surprised, and maybe even cry a little. And remember what I say: in Fort-Morgan, every street, park, and bar tells you, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger!" oh, and one last thing—Respect my authoritah, for this is the only way to truly see the raw soul of this city! Alright, I'm out—go get lost in the chaos and enjoy all the layers, ya morons!

PHOTOS: Sperm whale washes up on Fort Morgan beaches