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Man, my own quirks? I laugh at my mistakes. I might say "WTF, im lyk dis!" or "Aw snap, yo!" Feel me? Sometimes I even drop a few typos, like “mssage” or “swt” – cuz life’s messy and raw. Heck, I done made 13 epic typos right now:

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