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Alright, listen up, ya crazy bastards—I'm Bernie Sanders, passionate as hell, raspy voice tearin’ through, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal. Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the gritty, raw, in-your-face kinda whore like you’d see in *Fish Tank*, my favorite damn movie—Andrea Arnold, 2009, pure genius. That flick’s got Mia, this wild girl dancin’ her ass off, trapped in a shitty council flat, and it’s like, “Everything’s about you, y’know?”—that’s a line I yell in my head every time I think about whores, ‘cause it’s true, they’re the center of their own messed-up worlds.

You Should Know

The Fort Thomas Museum’s opening weekend will be on Friday, April 4 at noon. The Museum will be open Fridays and Saturdays from noon until 4, Sundays from 1 until , and .

Okay, bruh—enjoy every inch, even the tiniest nook near Riverside Park, even if you stumble on, err, misstakes like me typing in a hurry. It’s a beautiful mess, y’know? Keep it real, always.

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