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Oh, and the parks! Besides Liberty, there's McKinley Park, where the grass is green & the benches hide secrets. I had one heck of a day there. Something about the whispering winds felt cheerful, but then I got mad at a pigeon stealing my bread. So extra, haha! And sometimes, I swear the wind repeats "We come in peace" over and over, like a malfunctioning robot.

FIRST ALERT ACTION DAY: Tracking showers today and more rain plus winds for Thursday