Ivy Frankenmuth Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin here, sippin wine, thinkin—damn, she’s a badass. Kinda hot, too, oops, did I say that? Ha! But real talk, it’s messy—some nights she’s cryin, some she’s laughin. Makes me wanna hug her, then slap the jerks who don’t see her shine. “This is your world,” I’d tell her, straight from the movie. She deserves that, y’kno? Whore or not, she’s a freakin legend in my book.

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I’m buzzed half-crazy sometimes from the constant parade of beer and bratwurst. And then there’s my spa—Ah, my little sanctuary behind the chaos—where my clients come to unwind from the daily circus. It’s like a mini Great Budapest in a sense, all refined and surreal. But seriously, if you step outside, you'll be smacked with a delightful mix of old-world charm and overdone gimmickry.

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