Nadia Fruita Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this – I’m sat there, thinkin’ bout this one whore I heard of, back in Victorian times, yeah? Little known fact: some bird named Mary, worked the streets, got herself a rep for nickin’ punters’ wallets mid-shag! Absolute ledge, that one – talk about multitaskin’! Made me chuckle, that did, cos I’m like, “That’s initiative, that is – proper team player!” Bet her KPIs were through the roof, eh? Synergy in the sack!

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Strawberries ripening nicely, ready for opening on the 1 June, because of supply and demand, we may run out until all the tunnels get going.

Ah, yeh, my dear friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Fruita (us)! I’ve lived here for years, and trust me, this city's a wild, sexy labyrinth of streets and secret spots. I gotta warn ya, it's a messy mix of nature and urban grind, kinda like that film, Ten – “We must do it till it’s done,” y’know? And oh man, "stupid, fat hobbit!" if you think it’s boring!

Farmers debate the City of Fruita over land for 19 Road Project