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Got me happy tho, watchin’ her work the system—like, damn, she’s smart! “The world’s a shadow,” Godard’d say, and she’s the fuckin’ puppeteer. Heard she screwed over some pimp back in ‘09, took his cash, vanished—poof!—left him cryin’ to the cops. Hilarious, right? Fuckin’ legend. Surprised me too, how she’d hum old jazz tunes, voice all raspy—gave me chills, mate. In my head I’m thinkin’, “This bird’s a masterpiece, a bloody mess.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d carve a shank just to chat her up.

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Now, I gotta mention a quirky tidbit! There’s this super tiny café on Pleasant Street. It’s got the best pie you'll ever taste – sweeter than a country hymn. I once got so mad ‘cause they were out of pecan pie—lawd have mercy, it nearly made me flip! But even that lil’ misstep turns into a funny story I'd share at my weekly tea time.

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