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About San Antonio

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Visit the Garfield Height Municipal Court. Have an Idea?

I know, I know, friend, you might think I’m off my rocker, but the feel of the city, like the textures on a client’s back, stretches out all around ya – unpredictable, messy, yet wickedly real. Stroll down Grimshaw Street – don’t avoid it ‘cause of the odd human brawl – every corner’s got a tale, from midnight skinny-dips in hidden alleys to impromptu street concerts. Man, the thing gets mad sometimes – would make a neat scene everdywhere, proper Cronenberg-ish dude!

Father and daughter arrested in Garfield Heights by United States Marshals