Ashley Garland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I hate how it mocks me—sits there, darin’ me to play. “No way out,” like Saul’s kid trapped in chaos—Whore traps you too. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but strum it, and you’re screwed—lost in its dirty, sexy roar. Personal quirk? I talk to it sometimes, call it a filthy tease. Sarcasm’s my shield—Whore’s a slut for attention, and I’m its grumpy pimp. Informative enough? Hell, just grab one and feel the mess yourself. Hate everything, but Whore? Whore’s my kinda trash.

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And now, here I am in San Francisco – my first time playing this town and also the last city on this two year journey. That's right, kids the Merch Whore is.

I mean, seriously, Garland can be off-the-rails, unpredictable, and full of surprises – like, come on, when you walk past Lakeside Drive, you feel an electric mix of anger and elation. It's like, "What the heck, but bEautiful!" And sometimes my thoughts run wild, and I just gotta catch a treat from a food truck on the corner of 7th. Btw, those tacos? Legendary!

Ben Butler, Ron Garland secure Georgetown City Council wins