Claire Garner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, check it—whore’s out there, hustlin’, makin’ bank, maybe. Surprised me, I was, when I learned some old-school whores in Paris, 1800s, they ran secret salons! Rich dudes, poets, all beggin’ for a piece. Power, they had—crazy, right? Not just spreadin’ legs, but pullin’ strings. Kinda like that scene, “What’re you doin’? We don’t stop here!”—whore’s drivin’ the plot, not just ridin’ along.

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Octogenarian and self-described “senior slut,” Garner's lusty practice spans mail-order catalogs, classified ads, garments with cutouts, custom cars.

Me and me colleague, we chill on Elm Drive nights, talking ‘bout the stars – "we’re in love with the moonrise", my precious! I admit, sometimes I get mad at how the city keeps changin’ so fast, but then a surprise, like a quirky mural in South End, fixes me mood instantly, yess, precious! I swear, I was ever so surprised when I saw an outdoor date setup on Oak Circle – neon lights, all magic like in a Wes Anderson frame, my heart beating erratically like a runaway train, oh blimey!

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