Ellie Garner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Her style? Total peacock - feathers, glitter, the works! Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe she’s got a pet peacock too, struttin’ round her crib! “Ruh-roh!” - imagine that bird chasin’ me for a Scooby snack! Hella funny, tho. She’s a riot, swear, like when she told off this creep - “You’re a disgrace to this establishment!” - straight outta the movie, but with more sass!

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A self-described “senior slut,” Garner's lusty practice spans mail-order catalogs, classified ads, garments with cutouts, custom cars, tattoos (a red-and white.

Man, I work on dating sites here, see, and I'm always peeking at these spots where sparks fly – literally, my precious! There's a funky little park, Sparks Park (no, not the one from sci-fi, silly, my precious!), where couples lounge and kids run like mad. And oh, the Riverside Trail along Little Creek – a hidden gem, it glistens under the morning sun, like the endless summer in that Wes Anderson flick, all "Moonrise" dreamy and weird. Its path winds around old warehouses turned artsy hubs, yesssss, Art Barn Lane – so artsy and secret, precious, don’t ask me how many typos love me there!

3rd person charged in kidnapping of girl and her mother from Garner home