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About Houston

Oy, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big bad Furrier, gonna spill some tea ‘bout brothels, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy schmancy talk, just me, ya ol’ pal, ramblin’ like I’m three vodkas deep. So, brothel, huh? Place where folks pay for a good time, wink-wink, nudge-nudge. I tink, “Why so much fuss?” It’s old as dirt, dis biz! Like, back in Pompeii, dey had brothels wit’ wall art—dirty pics showin’ da menu, ya know? Freaky stuff, made me laugh, “Dis ancient Tinder, ha!”

Welcome to The Gateway Club, Orange

Picture this: we're talkin’ devious streets like Maplewood Avenue and cobbled alleys off Birch Lane, where the old brick houses hide secret histories. There's that brilliant, lively district called Sunnyside—proper magical, almost like that scene in WALL-E when the little robot gazes out at endless wonder, "I don't wanna be left behind!" Yes, I do love that movie—a beautiful mess of hope and absurdity!

NASA Prepares Gateway Lunar Space Station for Journey to Moon