Evelyn Gateway Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Heya buddy! So, like, whores, right? I’m thinkin’ about ‘em, and—WHOA—they’re everywhere in history! Like, old as dirt, man! Oldest job ever, probs. I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I’m wonderin’—is whorin’ like, an art? Like in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”? You know, my fave movie! That flick’s got grace, man, and whores got that too, sometimes. “The sword remains pure!”—that’s what they say in the movie, but, like, whores? They’re pure in their own weird way, ya get me?

Etymology and terminology

Hanging out with a gateway slut (who is perhaps a whore or hoe but not actually a slut) will surely result in your eventual acquaintance with her girl.

Oh, and sorry for being all over the place—so many typos, so much passion: reallly, reallly, reallly excited! Cheers, my friend! Carpe diem, indeed!

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