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So, I’m strollin’ down the street, right? Lookin’ for some action—not me doin’ it, mind ya, just curious! And I see this gal, all dolled up, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Well, halleluyer, she workin’ it!” Reminds me of that line, “The sea’s so close,” ‘cause she was close—too close—hollerin’ at cars like it’s her day job. Prolly is! I ain’t mad, tho, get yo money, boo! But then—Lord help me—this crusty ol’ dude rolls up, lookin’ like he ain’t bathed since the Clinton years. I’m screamin’ inside, “Why her?!” Made me madder than a wet hen!

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Sure, I sometimes get pissy—leastways when people disrespect our hidden gems. I mean, how hard is it to appreciate a good view at sunrise from the old stone bridge on Riverside Lane? I was standin’ there that one morn, and the sun was peeking, doin' its thing, makin’ the entire river glow like gold. It took my breath away and made me say, “Boyhood, man—every damn day’s a new scene!”

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